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posted 1 week ago | via | © | 26005 #YUP #well this is me #ahs

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

posted 2 weeks ago | via | © | 35759 #well this is me

gemdoyle:

What will I do if I get stuck here?

Then I’ll make sure you’re okay.

vintage-tumblah:

have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life

posted 2 weeks ago | via | © | 433206 #always #well this is me

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

comedycentral:

Key & Peele have some tips for attending a gay wedding in this new sketch from the Season Four premiere, airing tonight after South Park.

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

posted 2 weeks ago | via | © | 612846 #I highly doubt it

vvhaleshark:

i love bald people but where does their forehead stop, does it just wrap around their head? is it just one big forehead? where does it end